20-year-old who fangirls (though not creepily) over All Time Low, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, etc. and whatever show/movie/band I'm obsessing over at the moment.

GRYFFINDOR

 

gnarly:

its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time

edwardspoonhands:

I love Suze Orman and I really wish I could work with her because I think she makes people’s lives better. And if you have $6000 dollars of credit card debt and $500 in the bank and want to know whether you should get a macbook…this is the correct face.

edwardspoonhands:

I love Suze Orman and I really wish I could work with her because I think she makes people’s lives better. And if you have $6000 dollars of credit card debt and $500 in the bank and want to know whether you should get a macbook…this is the correct face.

(Source: lambtime)

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass